"You're Cut off"

So, here is the triumphant return of my blog... hopefully..

So I don't know if anyone has ever seen the show "You're cut off!" on vh1, but this show has to be one of the most embarrassing shows on TV. In case you didn't know about it, and I hope for the sake of humanity you didn't , its about some stupid rich girls (I purposely use girls because they have the maturity of a 3yr old) who are "cut off". Now I don't know if these girls are for real, God I hope not, but either way its ridiculous how they act. They act like everything that they have received in life is well deserved. The thousand dollar shoes, and dresses, the collection of tiaras. By the way none of this is paid for by them, it is either wealthy Parents or Husbands.

I won't have many quotes or actual examples from this show, because I have no real interest in watching the show, nor do I have the want to remember anything I watched. If I could I would go back in time and punch myself in the face right before I watched it, just to keep myself from watching it.

These girls are all moved from the mansions to a modest house in the suburbs. A house that when I first saw it I said "Hey, thats a pretty nice house." Right afterwards, one of the girls said something to the affect of "Oh my God how could anyone live here! Nobody should have to live like this." Now I could understand if the house was an old porta-potty in the middle of an active volcano, but this was a nice house that most people would be proud to own.

One girl had a child and hired a full time nanny because she "didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to feed the kid" WHAT!? This person should automatically have her child taken away, and then made to live in said volcano surrounded porta-potty. This is on par with parents who have 18 kids. This is a form of child abuse and.... its just gross.

Again, I don't know for sure if these girls are real, but either way its embarrassing to know that people like this could exist in the world. If people like this really do exist, they should be disposed of immediately, I don't want them reproducing to make more people like themselves. These people are the reason other countries hate the U.S. when we have problems like, we can't make our bed or we can't wear a new outfit everyday. These are NOT real problems... and its gross to think that people take them seriously.

One good thing about this show, it will make you feel REALLY good about yourself. Because you know that you are definitely, a better person than any of these girls. You may drink out of the milk carton but at least you can go a day without your maid or tiaras. I know I can last at least a couple days with out my tiara.

Anyways watch this show when you feel bad about yourself for a quick pick me up or if you decide you really hate yourself. Otherwise avoid at all costs.

Chris: Defender of Rap

Ok, so the other day my G-ma was complaining about rap music. and "why do they have to talk like that?" It got me thinking... Rap music has done at least one good thing. It has gotten "full figured" or "Big Bootyed" women, to be more proud of who they are. I know Jennifer Lopez has been a big helper in this cause, but she didn't do it alone. There are now rap songs about how much guys like big butts. "Baby go Back" by sir mix-a-lot, is the most obvious rapper to show his love for big butts. Right now the song "Flow" by Flo Rida is a great example. Apple Bottom Jeans, which I didn't know until I heard the song, is a Brand of jeans made for the big bottomed women.
Women today aren't ashamed of it. Maybe I am the wrong person to be talking about this seeing as I'm a guy and I don't really have the problem and maybe it doesn't actually help. But there are women, that dislike there small butts... So maybe the bad side to this "movement" is that small butted women are looking down on themselves. Maybe in a few years well here rappers sing about girls with no butt. lol.

Anywho, next time you listen to a rap song and think that they are doing nothing good for the world and are causing the downfall of society, think again.

So let me know what you think... maybe a womens point of view would be helpful. because I could have it VERY wrong, lol

Thanks for reading

Lyrics

So, I have never been one for lyrics. If I like a song I really couldn't care less, what they are saying in a song. I just like the sound. Most songs, I don't even know most of the lyrics, I end up just mumbling most of the song. When people ask me, "How does thats song go?" I have no idea, I can hear it in my head but when I sing it, its gonna sound like this,"I like hmmm mmm doooo yeeeah!". "Mmm Bop" By Hanson, I'm a master of that song, lol. Lyrics aren't that important to me. I've heard people criticize the writing in a song, I have never had that complaint. I like, Tenacious D and Blood Hound Gang and anyone who had heard their songs know they have some of the most pointless lyrics in history, but hey they sound cool.
The only time I really start to care about lyrics are after a while of listening to one song constatly. And it not really that I care what they sing, just curious. Hence my last blog where, I quoted a song,. I have been listening to that song for a couple years and just now really learned the lyrics.

So next time you hear a song, just enjoy don't read the music. Just have fun.

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Now playing: Paramore - When It Rains
via FoxyTunes

Listening to Freddy Mercury

Listening to Freddy Mercury by Emery

"Every once in a while I think I'm lying.
Take it to the bank. I believe every word I say.
(This just isn't how, this just isn't how)
Then again this is when you start your prying.
(This just isn't how, this just isn't how)
But there's a thought it could be true.
But this just isn't how I imagined it would be.
With these random people just asking the most personal things.
And to think that somehow I could always come clean.
And you shake your head just like you know what I mean.

You're a Christian tell the sinner find repentance it's your last chance.
You believer, where's your patience?
Answer questions, put on faces.
What about God? For you and for me.

All have fallen short (To see if it's right or wrong to listen to this song.
I don't want you too. To see if you're okay with all the words I say.
It can't be this way)

Somehow, someone is more equal than others.
Depending on the words we choose to say.
A glance at her too long tonight.
But everything I am saying is right in your ears.

We are all the sisters and the brothers.
Until we find we don't believe the same, like...

Gary is getting drunk to forget Sarah.
Sarah is stealing money from her parents.
Aaron is lying straight to Jon.
About Megan and the things that went on.
Jessica is a gossip, Laura is a slut.
Derrick hits Bridget and Ben deals drugs.
Seth spends all his money gambling.
Joey stopped praying.

It is all the same thing.
We are all the same people.
With sinning hearts that make us equal.

Here is my hand, not words said desperately.
It is not our job to make anyone believe."

I'm not big on the whole, "here are some song lyrics I like" blogs but, here are some lyrics I like. Recently my family went through some troubles... (I won't go into detail) but, basically it was people thinking there wrong weren't as bad as others. The section of song, that I put in bold, is the perfect way to look at it. The bad things I have done are no worse than the bad things anyone else has done. But we don't always see it that way, we don't want to be in the wrong. But when someone else does something wrong we are the right there to tell them its wrong and they are terrible people for doing it. It isn't our job to judge people, (unless your an actual court judge).
So next time you thing some one is terrible for doing something, just remember your probably no better. We are all Equal. The only people that can honestly say they are better than us, are children. So, please, let go of things, be happy.

Have faith in your fellow man.

yeah, thats my blog... kinda weak, but I really like those lyrics. I think for my next blog I'll describe the way I look at lyrics. Until next time... have fun.


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Now playing: Emery - Walls [Acoustic]
via FoxyTunes

Drinking

Drinking is something I don't do and this is my confession.
So, not to long ago I told my Girlfriend and my Best friend the reason why I don't like most alcoholic drinks. I don't like them, because I don't want to like them. Everything I try I will immediately tell myself, I don't like it. Its something I have done for a very long time. I like to think of myself as a very open minded person. But, this is the one thing I stay kind of closed minded about. Its not that drinking bothers me, I couldn't care less if you get a drink while I'm around. Getting completely wasted might bother me. But go ahead and drink.
The reason I don't like to drink, is because I have known people who are drunks, I have been around people who are drunk, now when I say drunk I don't mean "heehee, I have a little buzz" I mean, "I LOVE YOU MAN!" drunk. Now, it may be funny, in fact it is funny. But thats not something I want for myself. I don't want to get drunk. I don't want to risk, becoming addicted. I don't wanna be the guy who thinks he's ok to drive and ends up wrapping his truck around a tree, or worse. I don't want to drink, and forget moments in my life. I'm only here for a little while and I don't wanna be so hammered I black out moments. I don't want my kids to have to grow up with a drunk. I don't want to make an idiot of myself. Believe me, I have seen my share of people making idiots of themselves, because they are drunk. I am a klutz I make an idiot of myself often enough as it is, I don't need to make it worse.
I don't need anything to "calm my nerves" I'm man enough to face things sober. Or heck not face them at all.
I don't know a lot about my fathers side of the family, heck I don't know to much about my father. So, maybe there is always a chance alcoholism could be in my family. And thats not a chance I'm willing to take. My future and my future family are to important to risk for some "good times".
Now, again I'm not saying that drinking is bad. Most people drink and are responsible about it. So if we go out, and you want a drink go ahead and drink away, I will happily sip on my iced tea.

So there you go, the reason you probably won't see my order a drink. You know what though, I will happily try a drink if you offer a taste. I may like it, I may not. But know you know what the odds are.


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Now playing: Killswitch Engage - Unbroken
via FoxyTunes

Wipers to the MAX

Ok, so lately here it has been raining. And of course people are using there wipers. Understandable. But what about when there is BARELY a trickle and people have there wipers going as fast as they can go. So fast that they only get one drop per wipe. Is that necessary? Now I know what your thinking. "Chris, why does it matter to you?" Well... I dunno it just does. I don't even like to turn mine on that fast when I need them... its like it distracts my eyeballs. I start focusing on the wipers instead of the road. Then I notice people driving around like a buncha D-bags while their wipers goes 750mph (1206.97kph). WHY? because they don't want a second to pass with half a drop of water. You just look like a mongoloid .I don't even do this and I hate when my window has anything on it, I go through wiper fluid like you wouldn't believe. Plus, some wipers make that stupid *SCREEOOOOWWAAAAQ* sound as they slide across there window. Not all do that but most do when sliding across a dry window. So, these people must be deaf or just plain dumb. Or they think that its part of the stupid music they are listening too.

So, next time you see these people, follow them to where they are going. After they leave there car, go up to them and rip off there wipers and shove them in their tailpipe.*

Thanks for reading.

*Any laws broken are your own fault don't blame me.




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Now playing: Circa Survive - Meet Me In Montauk
via FoxyTunes

3 Questions.

Ok, so I stole this from Becky's Live Journal. Which I think she stole from some one else, lol.

But anyways.... I want you to ask me 3 questions. ANY questions. (within reason) I will answer them honestly. I'll leave a reply in my comments, so you may have to check back.

So... yeah. Get to it!

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Now playing: Paramore - That's What You Get
via FoxyTunes

Questioning myself.

So, people that know me fairly well, know I'm a big fan of the site, digg.com. While surfing the site today I stumped upon THIS. Now, for those that don't read the article, which you should, it basically talks about a guy who found a digital camera in a Cab. This guy find the camera and is determined to find the owners. But the only information he has is from the pictures on the camera. He spends quite a bit of time searching through 350 pictures and 2 videos for any information. He contacts places that the people in the picture have been. He's basically doing detective work. He's doing detective work, not for any personal gain.
Now this is where i start questioning myself... I think I'm a fairly honest person. But I asked myself... would I try to find the owner? I might. Would I try as hard as this person did? I don't know that I would. And that makes me a little ashamed. What does that say about me. Especially with pictures. Pictures are priceless...and if a picture is worth 1000 words, then the pictures on this camera are worth 350,000 words. Last year on a trip to Disneyland my girlfriend almost lost all of her pictures on her camera. She was devastated. So, I know how losing pictures and be a HUGE deal. She got most of them back, and she was SO happy. So, to think that if I was in possession of someones lost pictures and that I might not try my hardest to return them makes me...sad. Does that make me bad person? I've found things before and kept them. I'm not afraid to admit that.
I dunno what to think. I know that reading that article made me feel good and terrible at the same time. On one hand, its great to know that there are people out there that would do this. But at the same time, I dunno if I one of those people... I guess thought I'm not sure what I would do until I'm in that situation. Plus, it sounds kind of fun to play detective like that.

I dunno... just had to get it off my chest.



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Now playing: Something Corporate - Cavanaugh Park
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Sometimes Perfection can be Perfect Hell.

So as most of you know, I just got home from Ontario, Canada. I went up to visit my love. I had a wonderful time. I don't think its possible to have a bad time when you are around the love of your life. I had a great time, doing... not much. Well, it was a lot but if people were to ask me what I did, it would be a short list. I watched movies, went to a Hockey game (can't go to Canada and not see a Hockey game) and well.... thats it.
But, its all I needed. I had a GREAT time and wouldn't have traded it for anything. I was with the love of my life, the love that I live 2,576 miles from (thanks Google maps) I would have been perfectly happy to just sit next to her all day.
I think when you find your true love, and I hope all of you do if you haven't already, you can spend time doing "nothing" together. It's about the small moments, the moments you spend walking around Wal-Mart, going to the movies together, eating dinner together. Its the small things that make life grand. Meeting the love of my life, is a HUGE thing, but I feel like its held together with the smaller moments. Not every moment can be something big, so you have to have a great time doing the small things.
My love has a great family. I'm always nervous about seeing her family and friends. Because these are people that don't need to like me. But the instant I'm around them I feel at home. Still slightly nervous but, thats to be expected. I don't feel like they HAVE to love me for me and my love to be happy together. But with out there blessings, it would be really difficult. I feel like, I've been accepted, loved. Its a great feeling. Its a great feeling to be loved by people that don't have to love you.

So as great as all that is, as my title implies, its not all so great. Perfection can be perfect Hell. So my great time was cut short, a week is not enough time. Forever may not be enough time when your talking about love. I love this girl more than I ever thought possible. Each time I see her I fall more in love. Which in turn makes it harder and harder to leave her. I no longer have anyone to walk around wal-mart with. Nobody to go see kiddie movies with. Its hard. Beyond words hard. I hope none of you have to feel it. If you do, I feel your pain. It pains me, to see things, feel things, smell things, hear things that remind me of her. The pain eases as time goes on, so in a month this blog may be a little less dramatic. But the pain is still there, that sickening feeling in my stomach, that hole in my heart. These day right after leaving her, I have to keep my mind occupied, if not all I have is my thoughts. And all my thoughts are about her. So, why am I writing about nothing but this? Because, getting it off my chest helps too. I feel like I'm a pretty strong guy, I can make it through it.

As much as I hate the pain, you know what? Its COMPLETELY worth it. She is the greatest thing there is. There isn't anything I wouldn't do for her, nothing I wouldn't give. There is nothing I would do to change how things have turned out. I don't regret anything.


I love you Becky. You are the love of my life.

Top and Worst list of 2007

I know everyone has read a million and one of the Top lists from 2007. And even the Worst list of 2007. Well read another. I won't have an exact number for my lists but thats what makes it unique. :)

Top 2007.... things.

1. Being with the love of my life. I haven't gotten to be with her as much as I would like but the time we had was great. New Years 07, a trip to Monterey, CA, I visited her in May, She was here for my b-day and Best of all 5 days at the happiest place on earth (Disneyland)

2.Ratatoullie: My official 2007 movie of the year. I know I'm a Pixar fanboy. But I don't know how anyone can see that movie and not be amazed that a story about a rat can have so much heart, and in me at least just a love for the characters. The moment that does it for me and makes me almost teary eyed, is when (possible spoiler) Ego takes his 1st bite of Ratatoullie and it flashes back to him as a young boy and the great feelings that meal gave him. I don't think any movie this year gave me such a strong feeling.

3. Podcasts. This year for me has been the year of the podcasts. The Totally Rad Show, Diggnation, 1up yours and the 1up show. Anyone who hasn't seen these needs to go immediatly and watch them. My 2 faves of the year are Totally Rad Show (TRS) and 1up yours. 1up yours was the biggest surprise to me this year. This is a show that talks about video games in a way that isn't normally done. It talks about games in a serious way, they don't talk about it like its some retarded toy that nobody cares about. They treat the topic the way it deserves, an industry that is bigger than the movie industry.

4.Bioshock: My official 2007 game of the year. Anyone who nows about video games won't be surprised about that considering every other place giving out game of the year gave it to Bioshock. I'm a gamer. and I have NEVER felt about a game the way I feel about this one. This game has a Good/Evil system and I have never played the "evil" way because of the feelings I have for the characters... I just can't bring myself to do it. I have never been in a world that is sooo interesting that I just want to stop doing the missions for a bit and wander around and look at the amazing art design.

5.My G-pa. I know everyone loves there grandpa But, I don't think I have ever met one person so willing to help his family. My G-pa does everything he can for his family. I truly believe that if it wasn't for him my family would fall apart. What we will do with out him? I am honestly scared at what will happen to us. This family leans on him so much. He complains a bit about it, but it never stops him from doing all that he can for us. As long as he is alive, he should always be on my Top lists of the year

6. Well thats all I have for now. If I think of some more I may add some later but this is all I have for now.

Worst 2007... stuff

1.Being so far away from the one I love. I've seen her a lot last year but not nearly enough. Hopefully next year on my Top 2008 it will say Being close to my love.

2.Every PC I have owned. I went through four computers in half a year. 2 of them were totally random and no fault of yours truly. One was a little ghetto but ran for a couple of years and finally crapped out on me. Then there was one that was given to me and was total crap from the beginning. So I am writing to you on a franken-puter. Put together from pieces of 3 of the computers mentioned. So 2008 will be the year of the Mac.

3. Gas Prices. enough said.

4.The whole HD-DVD Blu-Ray DVD battle. I'm a tech junkie and I want to buy one of these.... but I refuse to buy one until the battle is over. The one this making me lean towards Blu-Ray is Pixar. :)

5.Abscess. This year I was plagued with an abscess on my tonsils which in the beginning of the year almost swelled my throat completely shut. It was drained and I was told it would probably be another 5-10 years until i had the chance to get another one. 5months later, guess who got an abscess... ME! That one was cured early with antibiotics. Then they realized I had a permanent infection on my tonsils. So what did they do? Kept pumping me full of antibiotics, because the Ear Nose and Throat (ENT) Dr said we can't remove your tonsils, your pallet (roof of mouth) could collapse, I have/had a cleft lip and pallet. Luckily and she should be in my top list, my General Dr. had enough common sense to realize that was wrong. So she sent me to Stanford where, long story short they took out my tonsils. :) Thank you Dr. Iwasaki.


Well, I think thats it. Like I said, if I think of more I will post them. If anyone who reads this has any questions, ask away. :)


Edit: I though of another worst.

6. Not being consistant with my blogging. I was very proud of my blog and the readers I had and I kinda let you guys down. I will try to do better this year. If you really want it let me know. Thanks.

Complaints: Pimp My Ride

Ok, so most people have seen or at least heard of "Pimp my ride" the craptacular show on MTV.
For those of you who have't seen or heard of it, welcome back to earth, the basic premise is people with crappy cars get the car "pimped" by Xzibit, who I beleive to be a mentally challenged rapper.
So Xzibit (I will now refer to him as X, because I hate typing that stupid random arrangment of letters that is his name) shows up at some randoms persons house. First of all every time he knocks on the door the "winner" opens the door and starts screaming like Bees are attacking them. And for some odd reason, the winner always opens the door, its never like their 85 yr old grandma in a night gown sipping on prune juice. But backing to the screaming idiot.... if they knew what was about to happen to their car the screams might be screams of fear... unless they already are....
So they look at the P.O.S. of a car and make some stupid jokes about what a slob this person is. Which brings me to another thing... they are rewarding people for having a crappy car, which is not a bad thing, until you realize the reason the cars are crap. Because the jackass who owns it doesn't know how to turn and just bounces off of random buildings and people to turn. Or they decided that its ok that their truck has no brakes and just keeps using it even though the truck make a terrible noise that people on Jupiter were crying about and it take a mile and a half to come to a stop. These people should be reported to the police. Oh and hey why fix things, when you can just duct tape everything back in place, oh and that food I ate 19yrs ago, lets leave it in the back seat.
These people are flipping retarded and don't deserve the air they are breathing. Their are people in this word who are WAY more deserving, and you are rewarding these people... no, not people... these baboons with thousands of dollars worth of accessories. I watched an episode, It was a "see how they are doing episode" One dude, who had wrecked his car that got pimped like..3 times I think. Well, while they were pimping his car, they gave him a rental. what did he do? He WRECKED IT! They only have the car for a week. ok, then they give him his "pimped" car back, 30 minutes, 30 effing minutes after he got it back, he WRECKED it! Oh and they laugh "haha you wrecked", X and the "winner" should be shot in the legs, covered in honey and left in the middle of an ant hill.
Oh and the show gets better.... "But Chris what do you mean when you say they got their cars 'Pimped?'" I mean, they add awesome things to your car, like... a new engine? No. THEY ADD FISHBOWLS, 19 TVS, A COFFE MAKER, A SUBWOOFER THAT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE TRUNK AND BACK SEAT. There was a car they put tvs under the car and in the front and back bumpers? WHO the hell is gonna watch those TVs? "Hey mom I'm gonna go outside lay on the driveway and watch my 5in TV, see you later". WHAT? why? Oh and I've always wanted a pot of boiling liquid between me and the passenger seat. BAH.
To cap it off X announces at the end that the "winner" has "officially been pimped" Who decided the act of being pimped was a good thing... "Oh thanks X i've always wanted you to sell my body for sex. I've also always wanted to get crabs and clamidia in the same week" GRRR... This show is so retarded.... it makes.... i ....rohjgoreh...wert.wer.t.wert


Sorry the retardedness made me loose the abililty to type for a moment.
So if you like your stupidness deep fried in a big boiling pot of "shoot me in the head" then watch Pimp my ride at moron o'clock on God Awfulday.

:D

Complaints: Bush H8rs

Ok, so here i am again... late with the blog...

Ok, so latley I have been hearing nonstop about what a terrible president Bush is... I'm not a huge fan of G.W. but, there's a point where its just annoying to hear how much people dislike something. I don't like him, but I don't need to hear how the rest of the world does too every night.
I think its gotten to the point where its cool to hate him. If thats true then its just stupid, hate some one for a reason, make your own descision, and if you decide to hate him, then so be it. People are just taking it to far. Making fun of the president is one thing, its always been done and it always will be done. But if your a comedian and your entire act is, "I hate Bush. Bush is dumb. He looks like a deer caught in the headlights." Well, it gets old REAL quick.
Plus under the circumstances he has a done a fair job. "But Chris he sent us to war, because of lies!" Well, that can be debated for the rest of our lives, but I don't wanna debate that. G.W. does not go out and get all the information himself, he has people who are paid to do this. So if he was lied to and decided to do something based on lies thats not his fault. If I hired some one to find out if cars can run off tapioca pudding and that person comes back and tells me "YES" and I tell you, "Hey, cars can run off tapioca!" and we build a tapioca engine and it turns out it doesn't work (which it totally would) then does that make me a liar? NO, it makes me ill informed. It makes the jerk I hired a liar. "But Chris he should find out that facts for himself" This is a man running an entire country, NOTHING would EVER get done if he went and did all this stuff himself. Then you would be complaining about that.

So, is Bush perfect? No, not in my opinion. Will any president ever be perfect? No, because there will never be a president that can make every person happy. Everyones views and opinions are different one man (or woman) can never make every group of people happy.
So please shut up about him already, you saying hes an idiot is not going to change anything. It just makes me wanna jam a spork in each of my ears. Give it a rest, and then in 2009 you can start complaining about Hillary and how her PMSing is causing the world to collapse (that blog coming 2009)

Until next time, Stay Classy San Diego

Complaints: Blaming videogames.... or media in general

Ok, This topic is near and dear to my heart because, i play video games way more than I should. But have you ever seen people blaim their childrens problems on games. Its ridiculous. Today I was at best buy and there was a kid... maybe 5-7yrs old, buying Doom3 for pc. this game is Uber violent and the mom was just blindly paying for it. When her kid shoots the cat she will probably sue the makers of Doom claiming they made her buy it. It has an M rating which means 17+ yrs old... unless that kid was a midget theres no way he was old enough. I read a quote from a woman claiming how bad video games are "I would rather my son do cocaine, at least he out doing something" Now this is just.... Im speechless..... seriously!.... WTF are you thinking... cocaine... I admit if your kid has mental problems maybe he shouldn't be playing viloent games or violent music or watching violent movies.... but that should be the parents responsibilty not the makers of the product. Its like those people suing McDonalds for making them fat... what did you expect... to eat a pile of greasy fries and lose 10 pounds... come on people. Ronald did not stand out side with a gun threatening to shoot you if you didn't order a #7.... supersized.... with a Diet Coke.... Why did you order Diet... GOSH no wonder people think americans are dumb... all i can do is... LOL. anywho.... go out and buy Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, kill some hooker, run over some cops and steal a car.

:)