Complaints: Pimp My Ride

Ok, so most people have seen or at least heard of "Pimp my ride" the craptacular show on MTV.
For those of you who have't seen or heard of it, welcome back to earth, the basic premise is people with crappy cars get the car "pimped" by Xzibit, who I beleive to be a mentally challenged rapper.
So Xzibit (I will now refer to him as X, because I hate typing that stupid random arrangment of letters that is his name) shows up at some randoms persons house. First of all every time he knocks on the door the "winner" opens the door and starts screaming like Bees are attacking them. And for some odd reason, the winner always opens the door, its never like their 85 yr old grandma in a night gown sipping on prune juice. But backing to the screaming idiot.... if they knew what was about to happen to their car the screams might be screams of fear... unless they already are....
So they look at the P.O.S. of a car and make some stupid jokes about what a slob this person is. Which brings me to another thing... they are rewarding people for having a crappy car, which is not a bad thing, until you realize the reason the cars are crap. Because the jackass who owns it doesn't know how to turn and just bounces off of random buildings and people to turn. Or they decided that its ok that their truck has no brakes and just keeps using it even though the truck make a terrible noise that people on Jupiter were crying about and it take a mile and a half to come to a stop. These people should be reported to the police. Oh and hey why fix things, when you can just duct tape everything back in place, oh and that food I ate 19yrs ago, lets leave it in the back seat.
These people are flipping retarded and don't deserve the air they are breathing. Their are people in this word who are WAY more deserving, and you are rewarding these people... no, not people... these baboons with thousands of dollars worth of accessories. I watched an episode, It was a "see how they are doing episode" One dude, who had wrecked his car that got pimped like..3 times I think. Well, while they were pimping his car, they gave him a rental. what did he do? He WRECKED IT! They only have the car for a week. ok, then they give him his "pimped" car back, 30 minutes, 30 effing minutes after he got it back, he WRECKED it! Oh and they laugh "haha you wrecked", X and the "winner" should be shot in the legs, covered in honey and left in the middle of an ant hill.
Oh and the show gets better.... "But Chris what do you mean when you say they got their cars 'Pimped?'" I mean, they add awesome things to your car, like... a new engine? No. THEY ADD FISHBOWLS, 19 TVS, A COFFE MAKER, A SUBWOOFER THAT TAKES UP THE ENTIRE TRUNK AND BACK SEAT. There was a car they put tvs under the car and in the front and back bumpers? WHO the hell is gonna watch those TVs? "Hey mom I'm gonna go outside lay on the driveway and watch my 5in TV, see you later". WHAT? why? Oh and I've always wanted a pot of boiling liquid between me and the passenger seat. BAH.
To cap it off X announces at the end that the "winner" has "officially been pimped" Who decided the act of being pimped was a good thing... "Oh thanks X i've always wanted you to sell my body for sex. I've also always wanted to get crabs and clamidia in the same week" GRRR... This show is so retarded.... it makes.... i ....rohjgoreh...wert.wer.t.wert


Sorry the retardedness made me loose the abililty to type for a moment.
So if you like your stupidness deep fried in a big boiling pot of "shoot me in the head" then watch Pimp my ride at moron o'clock on God Awfulday.

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