Ok, so lately here it has been raining. And of course people are using there wipers. Understandable. But what about when there is BARELY a trickle and people have there wipers going as fast as they can go. So fast that they only get one drop per wipe. Is that necessary? Now I know what your thinking. "Chris, why does it matter to you?" Well... I dunno it just does. I don't even like to turn mine on that fast when I need them... its like it distracts my eyeballs. I start focusing on the wipers instead of the road. Then I notice people driving around like a buncha D-bags while their wipers goes 750mph (1206.97kph). WHY? because they don't want a second to pass with half a drop of water. You just look like a mongoloid .I don't even do this and I hate when my window has anything on it, I go through wiper fluid like you wouldn't believe. Plus, some wipers make that stupid *SCREEOOOOWWAAAAQ* sound as they slide across there window. Not all do that but most do when sliding across a dry window. So, these people must be deaf or just plain dumb. Or they think that its part of the stupid music they are listening too.
So, next time you see these people, follow them to where they are going. After they leave there car, go up to them and rip off there wipers and shove them in their tailpipe.*
Thanks for reading.
*Any laws broken are your own fault don't blame me.
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